Just another work day
When you are working in a corporate world especially in a Mar comm team for an IT co. then you pretty much live by these sayings:
- Slide slide everywhere not one appropriate to use
- (This one courtesy my colleague and friend): Here a slide there a slide and everywhere a slide slide
I just realized: In our company we need to used specific images for presentations. These are approved, desaturated and boring. And when I download from the image gallery I save them in folders to remember which image is what (most files are downloaded in zip format) and I have come up with peculiar names which almost sound porn-ish or weird or the ideal states of human beings we’d like.
For example: two girls, Japanese guy, looking up planning guy, thinking man, two men in a corridor, two men shaking hands, two chinese girls laughing.






Without intending to be racist, may I ask you a question? How do you distinguish the Jap guy from the Chinese?
*Guns
easy - Chinese have mongloid features which are above the eyes (sloping eyelids) while Japanese have mongoloid features for the bottom part of the eye